Need a bumper sticker

So, a year and a half ago or so, I bought a bumper sticker for a friend. He's a Republican, but recognized the error of his votes. :) Ahem. And he owns one of my favorite Border Collies and a Golden Retriever. I bought him a sticker that says, "My Border Collie is smarter than your president." For whatever reason, I never gave it to him. (Hi Paul!) Then, I changed jobs, and bought myself a Border Collie (the two choices are not related).

So, I was, ahem, encouraged to cover up the bumper sticker on my bike rack that promoted my previous job. I put that Border Collie sticker on top of it. And things are good. Now, new president who got his kids a purebred dog from a responsible breeder (YAY!), so I need to cover up that "smarter than" sticker.

Also, who is out taking a picture of their bike rack, on the mini van dog mover, in the garage, at almost gettin' close to midnight? MAYBE Team Small Dog. Can't think of anyone else.

What I want is a sticker that says, "I own a dog and I vote." Or, something like that, in a traditional bumper sticker size and shape. I "donated" some money to a website called mydogvotes.com. They accepted my payment, but never sent me the stickers or responded to my emails. We won't try that again.

If you have a source for such a sticker, please leave the info in the comments. If comments are nice or useful and not Animal Rights BS, maybe I'll start enabling comments again.